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Watching helplessly as one hand slowly massaged out EVERY last bit of his pent up desire and the other hand softly massaged that desire out of his tormented balls, he heard her muse “Next time I’ll have to be more careful about letting you get SO excited!” He gasped, and moaned, and fell into unconsciousness.
ALWAYS happy to promote knowledge of eroticism, even when you would think they should be pretty well known in our time. STILL, SO much better to light a candle than curse the darkness, unless, of course, getting cursed in the darkness gets you off, in which case this info STILL couldn’t hurt!